February 2011
January 2011
That awkward moment when you realize you've lost...
When you lose your phone and it's on silent.
the most wonderful thing about having an android: the where’s my droid app. i’ll never lose my phone again.
I'm not racist
i-m-a-gee:
racism is a crime and crime is for black people
TUMBLR. WUTT DID YOU DID TO ME?
whatthefawkes:
would-u-fuck-me-if-i-:
autobottt:
Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone ..
Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me:...
When the guy you like does something cute and you...
dropdeadope:
cuddlemex:
Typical Filipino party
kjc206:
Ladies- Sit around talking. Catching up, gossiping LOL .
Men- Sing karaoke , get drunk , laugh n be loud AF.
Teens- Stay in one area, eat , talk .
Little Children- Run around likes there’s no tmrw and scream.
Grandparents- “are you hungry ?” ” Did you eat yet?”
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
iheartp0p:
Response:
“Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.”
